BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS www.tedcruzisapieceo
A Presidency in Jeopardy
Donald Trump has coronavirus and is currently contagious. Due to the frequency with which President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence exchange bodily fluids, it is safe to assume our Vice President has been exposed as well. Additionally, Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz and Ron Desantis have been consuming President Trump's bodily fluids on a regular basis for several years, and are expected to test positive as well.
Trump has Coronavirus
Just as most Americans suspected, the senile and obese president has contracted COVID from the Hick, Hope. Luckily, he was not wearing a mask during an Air Force One trip with the hick, so he contracted the virus rapidly. He has started treatment by drinking Clorox, injecting his body with light, and mixing various drugs & cleaning solutions found underneath his kitchen and bathroom sinks.
Symptoms of Coronavirus
fever
This is perhaps the most common sign of Coronavirus
Sore throat
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